messages i’ve sent to straight women on grindr as a post-op lesbian

I’d rather go 0-for-30 than 0-for-9, because you go 0-for-9, that means you stopped shooting. That means you lost confidence.
- Dion Waiters

hey diva!

read your profile, just wanted to say i think you’re stunning!

no you’re so right, cybersigilism is totally not “washed”. do you have any tattoos i can’t see btw? :)

oh i’ve never actually been to a gallery opening :)

wish i could’ve seen you last night! did you end up seeing your friend after work :)

had to do a double take to make you weren’t hunter schafer haha

your surgeon did a great job girliana

you’re seeing DL trade tonight? what does he have that i don’t?

mama i just think it’s crazy that you’re built like that

oh yeah i have that record on vinyl actually haha

i can treat you better than him btw

so like, are you into drag ironically?

oh yeah i’ve been meaning to read that! I just really, like, vibe with gay guy authors in general tbh

call me when you get tired of him ;)

think of it this way — i’ll never transition on you

you know i’m a little bit of a boy

slayyyyyy

respectfully — he doesn’t know what to do with all that

loving your fits girlie! I think we might wear the same size? haha

is that jacket f/w 2004 ann demeulemeester? workkkk queen. i was thinking of buying that for my wife. we’re poly btw

you’ve really never been with a woman?? i can open your eyes baby

I just think women really understand women on a deeper level, y’know

hiiiiii

i just have to tell you, you are one hell of a woman

your face is like Poetry to me

oh wow, i can’t believe he wanted you to do that! well you’d never have to worry about topping with me ;)

saw that your profile says “hung only” — well i can be as “hung” as you want me to be hehe. it’ll be like i never got The Surgery

what do you mean you haven’t eaten all day??

i can’t believe he won’t let you meet his friends! i would show you off haha

have you seen how big my hands are? I would move mountains for you

oh okay no worries haha best of luck out there!